Hi, I'm Emily and my blog makes no sense.

nickjonasstillhasdiabetes:

"i’m an asshole, i don’t give a fuck about anyone, the world is an awful place and I’m super cynical"

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

(Source: pumpkinkraken, via spookyaustralien)

yoncevevo:

the only way to go out

yoncevevo:

the only way to go out

(via toxicwaltz)

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

(via tamagotchill)

evgeniemalkin:

the oilers onesies are $100 what the fuck if I wanted to sleep with expensive disappointment I’d fuck one of the players

(via toxicwaltz)

averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

(via worsting)

someactorkid:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

the only one worth reblogging

someactorkid:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

the only one worth reblogging

(via toxicwaltz)

reiismydarling:

When you go to bed the day you started your period 

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(Source: spookyscarytsukiyama, via toxicwaltz)


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